Saturday, May 28, 2011

How the rich remain rich

Case in point. Notice this relatively well-off lady (based on her jewelry, bag, and the fact that they were eating in a hotel?):





How do the rich remain rich? Well, this lady was having breakfast in a hotel where they stayed in overnight. Breakfast is only for 2 people, no takeouts. Eat all you can (not bring all you can). She was with her husband and child & nanny (which is ok).Fine, let the kid and nanny eat a bit.

However, very un-discretely the lady and husband and nanny kept bringing plates full of food. They can't possibly eat all of that I thought. True enough, the nanny was filling up a thermos (yes, a thermos) with pancit. Then the lady brought out ziplocks. Packing them all with different viands. They stored these in the kids plastic container where milk/water/diapers/etc are stored. Who would have guessed one can fit several viands from the buffet line inside.

Then mysteriously, the husband, kid and nanny disappeared from the table. Hmmm...maybe they're done eating and giving the loot to whoever else is staying in their 2-person only room. What about the lady? To my surprise and a some disgust, she was back in the buffet line filling up her plate again....After 15 mins, the husband, kid and nanny were back with empty ziplocks ready for more food. And yes, the husband went back to the buffet line for more food. That's how the rich stay rich...


Maybe I read them wrong. MAYBE they are actually kind-hearted people who are just sharing their food with the hungry street children outside the hotel....Maybe she's smiling because she feels good since she's stealing from the rich (the hotel) and feeding to the poor (which is probably the dozen or so relatives in her room).... Yeah, right...Maybe the lady isn't rich, her bag and jewelry is fake. Maybe the hotel staff was born yesterday also....

Friday, April 8, 2011

Gullible Glass Goof




Is it mean of me for finding it funny when I saw a woman walk smack into a glass wall?

Apparently, the cleaners cleaned the wall a bit too much. It didn't help that the lady wasn't looking at the wall when she smashed her head, leaving an oily residue on the now smeared glass wall.


Ah good Samaritan later stuck a balloon on the wall so others will see it. This was while I still was giggling at the lady's misfortune.

Shame on me or it still funny?

April Fool


Who am I kidding? I've been meaning to start my own blog for the past few years. It's even been my new years resolution, aside from opening up a fb account. Oh well... I've decided to stop making good on my promises to myself. It's about time.

So here's the start of what should be a good documentation in the life of warren bautista.